You know it's a good retirement party when:

The retiree's brother takes a spill on the dance floor and splits his head open with a gash that requires the EMT's to be called in for service.

And Connie Johnson fill his own recyclable bin to the brim with empty Coors Lite bottles...

Congratulations Jon...

though you will be missed on the street

we can certainly visit you at

Tucker's Pub

(Next to the Wildwood Post Office)

As their newest Manager...

poor ... poor ... Linda!